A man was being tailgated by a
stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just
in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration
as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell
phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into
the face of a very serious police officer
. The officer ordered her to exit her
car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was
searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a
couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was
escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with
her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the
car."
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